Three Kingdoms: Stop Pretending, You're the Great Sage and Virtuous Teacher

He transmigrates into the Three Kingdoms era, determined from the start to become the King of Bandits.

But who could have guessed he’d recruit the “Yellow Turban Trio,” hailed as the greatest boy band of the late Han? To avoid getting dragged into trouble, Lu Changsheng disbands his stronghold and flees. He thinks he can settle down as a wealthy landowner, but one day, an imperial wanted notice issued from the capital of Luoyang leaves him utterly despairing.

The warlord Cao Cao: “The only heroes under Heaven are Lu Changsheng and me.”

The Crouching Tiger Sima Yi: “The true Great Teacher of the Way is undoubtedly Lu Changsheng. Zhang Jue is nothing but a fraud.”

Emperor Ling of Han, Liu Hong: “Lu Changsheng was definitely the mastermind behind the Yellow Turban Rebellion.”

The Flying General Lü Bu: “Perhaps he is the true greatest warrior under Heaven.”

Looking at the ever-increasing bounty on the wanted notice, Lu Changsheng is close to tears. “Please, stop putting on an act! Who the hell knew that bandit was Zhang Jue? I...”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.