I, Kurama, Will Never Become Hokage

Name: I, Kurama, Will Never Become Hokage
Author: Shanshan and Crane

我，九喇嘛，绝不做火影

by Shanshan and Crane (山山而鹤)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 42k Words
Genre: Fanfiction
Subgenre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 5y ago
Source: Faloo

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Uzumaki Naruto: Big bro, you be Hokage! Please!

Uzumaki Akako: No, you do it, little bro!

Uzumaki Naruto: Big bro, I've got a cold. **I'll be Hokage, big bro!

Uzumaki Akako: Little bro, I have a urinary tract infection. You do it, little bro!

Uzumaki Naruto: Big bro, my heart condition is acting up!

Uzumaki Akako: I've got terminal liver cancer. Give me a chance to live, little bro!

Uzumaki Naruto: Big bro!

Uzumaki Akako: Little bro! Forget it. This is just my clone. The real me already ran away!

On the battlefield, Akako looks at Uchiha Madara and says, "Praise me."

"You're amazing?" Uchiha Madara says, puzzled.

"Congratulations, Host. You have obtained the Mangekyo Sharingan."

"Great, now I have a Gundam too."

The tone leans dark. The protagonist cares about no one but himself.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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