My Ring Changes at Random

I have a ring that can transform into seven different weapons.

Each time one appears, it's random and completely beyond its owner's control.

You're powerful, sure, but shouldn't you consider how this makes your owner feel? The way you appear at random really puts me in a difficult spot.

Can't you let me be happy just once, let me have my moment of glory?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.