Lin Xian was an immortal who had ascended a hundred thousand years ago. One day, bored out of his mind, he suddenly got the idea to descend to the mortal realm for fun. By a twist of fate, he ended up in the Wizarding World.
In his eleventh year there, he received an acceptance letter from Hogwarts.
Year One.
Lin Xian: "Harry, want me to take care of Quirrell for you while I'm at it...?"
Year Two.
Lin Xian: "Harry, want me to kill the basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets for you while I'm at it...?"
Year Three.
Lin Xian: "Harry, want me to toss Sirius out for you while I'm at it? I could even catch a few Dementors to play with..."
Year Four.
Lin Xian: "Harry, want me to compete in the Goblet of Fire for you while I'm at it? I could even win the championship for you..."
Year Seven.
Harry: "Lin Xian, want to beat Voldemort for me while you're at it? I'll just hand over my title of 'The Chosen One'..."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Hao Min's letter is wrong, isn't it? Why did you add "your loyalty" at the end? When did you become the master?
Brother, you are a better eunuch than me.