Urban: Please Get Me Off the Trending Topics!

Just after transmigrating, Gu Yi lost a role because he wasn't popular enough. Then he got the "Trending Search System," which puts him at the top of the trending charts every day, with no one able to knock him off the top three.

From that day on, the trending topics looked like this:

1. Gu Yi ate a pancake this morning.

2. Gu Yi washed his hair.

3. Gu Yi had a chicken before bed.

4. Who is Gu Yi? I want all the details on him within one minute!

5. This guy is trending just for eating pancakes? I'll pay 10,000 yuan for a clear photo of Gu Yi!

6. A top-tier actress calls on her fans late at night: I'm done pretending to be calm, cuties, get out there and boost my numbers! We have to knock Gu Yi off the list today!

7. An entertainment company: We're about to promote a movie with ten superstar actors. Why can't we get as much buzz as Gu Yi alone?

8. Rumor has it a top brand wants to replace its spokesperson with Gu Yi...

9. ...

Gu Yi: What am I supposed to do? I eat a...

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