Great Tang: Father, Please Ascend the Throne!

He transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty and becomes the retired emperor Li Yuan, binding himself to the Old Killer livestream System. Cause trouble to get stronger: go a day without stirring things up, and he feels uncomfortable all over!

He uses the silly netizens from a thousand years in the future to rack up livestream points, but can only summon old generals?

The old eunuch Wei Zhongxian, the old official Liu Bowen of Qingtian, the old one-armed man in a sheepskin coat...

Li Yuan is speechless. Is this from the start supposed to be an old-timers' Tang Dynasty troublemaking squad?

As locusts ravage the land, Li Chengqian says: "Slurp. Grandpa, the cows at our imperial estate have heatstroke again. Let's have beef stew with potatoes and cornbread today!"

At the Weishui Alliance, Cheng Yaojin says: "Damn it! I was accompanying His Majesty to make an alliance at Weishui, but before we even got there, some old man had already speared the Turkic Khagan to death?!"

Li Er: Father, please ascend the throne already! I just want to be a useless crown prince with no dreams!

Li Yuan: Don't worry. I'm in Rome, laying siege to a city.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.