I'm Such an Actor

"As a costumed employee of a haunted house, it's normal for me to carry a skull-crushing hammer with me, right?" "Then I'm afraid of being beaten, so I carry a bone-chopping knife with me to defend myself. Isn't that too much?" "You mean the blood on the clothes? That's red paint." "Why did the victim fall to the ground? He was stunned!" Looking at the large number of brutal knives exposed from the backpack, including skull-crushing hammers, boning knives, cutting pliers, and barbed iron hooks, the police and the murderer's victims fell silent. Because he often encounters perverts, Chen Bai, who relies on these things to give himself a sense of security, is regarded as a murderer. The innocent Chen Bai had no choice but to put on a kind smile and patiently explain to the serious and silent policeman and the trembling victim: "Please believe me, I didn't kill anyone, I'm really a good person." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.