I'm Really Not a Murderer

"As a costumed employee of a haunted house, it's normal for me to carry a skull-crushing hammer with me, right?" "Then I'm afraid of being beaten, so I carry a chainsaw with me for self-defense. Isn't that too much?" "You mean the blood on the clothes? That's red paint." "Why did the victim fall to the ground? He was stunned!" Looking at the large number of brutal knives exposed in the backpack, including skull-crushing hammers, boning knives, cutting pliers, and barbed iron hooks, the police, the murderer, and the victim fell silent. What should I do if I am always misunderstood as a murderer because I am more like a murderer than a murderer? Chen Bai had no choice but to squeeze out a friendly smile and patiently explained to the serious and silent policeman and the shivering victim: "Please believe me, I didn't kill anyone, I'm really a good person." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.