Great Tang: That's It? I Slay Li Er's White Horse from the Start

In one night, his soul transmigrates into Li Chengqian, the mentally ill Crown Prince of the Tang Dynasty. His condition is flaring up, and he's about to kick the bucket...

Don't panic, the System is here.

Ding! Acquired 1 Sunflower Manual.

Ding! Acquired 1 Guide to Postpartum Care for Sows.

Ding! Acquired 1 Proper Feilu Protagonist Forum.

Meanwhile, two hundred thousand Turkic troops are sharpening their blades by the Wei River, ready to attack the Tang Dynasty. Li Er is going bald from worry.

Khan Tuli: "Shimin, you little brat! If you kill the white horse beneath you, this Khan will withdraw his troops at once!"

Li Er: "Dream on! Trying to humiliate me? This is a Heavenly Horse..."

"That's it?" In full view of everyone, Li Chengqian raises his great saber high and, without batting an eye, chops down the white horse beneath Li Er!

Also known as: My Sister Changle Is Being Ruined by Feilu Protagonists, Others Screw Over Their Dads, So I Do Too, Hey, Look at My 40-Meter Great Saber...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.