Tremble, Your God Has Arrived

My System can not only level up, it also comes with a shop that is 100% thoughtful, letting me buy anything on credit and pay in advance.

I, Shen Xian, am a soul painter. Oh, no, that's not right. I'm an appraisal expert. Wrong again. Actually, I'm a master chef wielding the legendary kitchen knives Yongling Dao and Garuda Dao! What? You say I'm just a cook? Sorry, let me switch manuals. Actually, I'm a peerless swordsman... I... Damn it! You dare try to curse me? You've got some nerve. Don't you run away! Gods of the four directions, hear my command! Heh, you little brat, trying to pull ninja tricks on me? Take this: Hiten Mitsurugi-ryu's ultimate technique, Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki!

Ninja: "H-H-Himura the Battousai."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.