The System Helps Me Show Off and Soar

All right, I'll come clean. I'm that one-in-a-million king of showing off!

From the start, I get set up with a honey trap, then learn to bark like a dog.

Promotions? I can get those just by sleeping and fooling around.

Working hard? No way. I'm never going to work hard in this life.

I love face-slapping people until they howl, and flirting with women until I throw my back out.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.