Global Warning: This Man Is a Walking Disaster

On this day, Zhang Chi, who was only 18 years old, appeared on the cover of Time magazine. "Global warning: This man is a walking disaster!" "Last year, on the day he reported at Princeton University, the auditorium of the Ivy League school collapsed, leaving $100 million in ruins." "Subsequently, he went to watch the NBA, and Black Lives Matter protests broke out at the scene, turning top-level sports into a laughing stock." "At the beginning of this year, he went to the bank to withdraw money, which resulted in an armed robbery. The bank's vault was emptied, resulting in a loss of one billion!" "Not long ago, while he was driving to relax, a forest fire broke out in Jiazhou, causing direct property losses exceeding 10 billion!" "Our magazine has only one suggestion for this kind of child of the devil. Please go to Trump Tower to stay for one night, and then go back to China!" However, the magazine ignores an important fact! Because of Zhang Chi's participation, there were no casualties in these large-scale disasters! "Damn capitalist lackeys, not me, you want... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.