Pretending to Be a Master and Splitting the River with Thunder from the Start

After transmigrating to the 1990s, Chen Changsheng sees a group of adults putting on an exaggerated, idiotic performance in the street.

When he hears them say, "Use the Divine Art of Nature to sense satellites," he finally can't hold back and bursts out laughing.

Then Chen Changsheng finds himself surrounded by a crowd of burly men and is left dumbfounded.

After two seconds of silence, hoping to avoid a beating, Chen Changsheng gets a sudden inspiration and pretends to be a qigong master. He speaks to them in a mysterious tone: "Have you ever heard of the Nine-Turns Profound Art?"

"Have you ever heard of Myriad Swords Return to the Origin, the Four Immortal-Slaying Swords, or the Twelve Celestial Gods and Fiends Formation?"

"Have you heard of the Divine Sword's True Thunder Art?"

Chen Changsheng gestures with his sword, forms a hand seal, and steps forward: "Dark mystery of the nine heavens, transform into divine thunder. Majestic heavenly might, draw it forth with my sword..."

"Rumble, rumble, rumble!"

As his words fall, lightning flashes and rivers churn. The whole crowd is dumbfounded!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.