Time Traveler

I traveled through time and space to all realms, traveling all over the world. I was homeless. I probably didn't need a home. Protagonist: What else can I say? Author: I'm not sure either, let's get to the point. Narrator: What is this overall? Protagonist: Meow! Is the whole Author: Damn! That's the point! On topic! Narrator: Overall? Author: Skip, skip the entire scene. Narrator: Where did the scary song come from? Protagonist: I'm playing The. X-Files Author: Fuck you, hurry up and get started Protagonist: Okay, right away! Narrator: 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,0 Narrator: Gamma ray light waves are ready to be launched at any time Author: Fuck! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.