The Time Traveler

I travel through time and space to countless worlds, journeying across the land with no home to return to. I suppose I don't need one.

Protagonist: What else can I say?

Author: I'm not really sure either. Let's get to the point.

Narrator: What's this whole thing about?

Protagonist: Damn it! The whole thing...

Author: Crap! I said get to the point! The point!

Narrator: The whole thing?

Author: Skip it. Skip the whole scene.

Narrator: Where did that creepy song come from?

Protagonist: I'm playing The X-Files.

Author: Screw you. Get this started already.

Protagonist: Okay, right away!

Narrator: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0

Narrator: Gamma-ray light waves are ready. Firing at any moment.

Author: Damn it!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.