I'm Extremely Lucky

A cover page has limited value. A blank page has unlimited uses.

Spiral up to the heavens, boundless magical power. Luck surges, no law can hold me.

Take a stroll anywhere, and good fortune follows. Justice descends from the heavens, with a single "awesome!"

The lines above are just a prelude. Read on if you want, or don't if you don't. Whether you like it or not, "I" will shine with golden light, sparkling and bright.

Passerby 1: "What nonsense. What good is spouting gibberish?"

Passerby 2: "Nothing wrong with that!!!"

Passerby 3: "Is the author here?"

The author says: "I'm in seclusion. Please don't disturb me. What am I supposed to do in another world? My heart is sincere, yet this is what I get. My heart is scattered; I silently ask the heavens."

How high is the sky? I'm as cheeky as they come. How dazzling is the sky? I'm the best around.

But life must come to an end, so in the Yellow Springs, I can only bow my head.

I'll drag you straight down to hell, and we'll share an endless cycle of reincarnation without a care.

But the Heavenly Dao is merciless, and has people digging up my tomb.

/.∞ words omitted here. As long as I'm still alive, I'll keep writing!./

Love..

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.