I Don't Want to Be the Protagonist

Naruto: I'm no longer Hokage. It's better to destroy Konoha! Luffy: I'm no longer the Pirate King. I'd better kill all the scumbags in the world! Tazmi: Why not? It doesn't matter whether I'm a general or not. The main reason is that I have a bad stomach and the doctor asked me to eat more soft foods... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.