I Rise up as I Squirt and Lick the Dog Like Crazy

狂喷舔狗的我崛起了

by Black Me (黑色的我)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 9k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Life
Audience: Male
Updated: 6y ago
Source: Faloo

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Love help posts suddenly appeared on Tieba. The man is in a dilemma, should he submit to his girlfriend, or should he follow his heart and be himself? Ask friends for advice. Countless lilacists come out, trying to assimilate men. Seeing this, Zhang Yunsen couldn't bear it anymore, so he spoke out resolutely, and exchanged comments with countless lickers. This activated the "straight male development system". From then on, his life was out of control and he reached the peak. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.

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