Ying Zheng: Damn it! Xiaoguai, didn't you promise to take me out dancing at the wildest club? It's been ages, and you still haven't made good on it!
What, trying to welch on the deal? Kingly glare.jpg
Yu Xiaoguai: Okay! Okay! I'll take you out right away! I'll line up the wildest girls for you! We'll drink the strongest liquor! Then have congee at dawn!
Ying Zheng: O78K! Forget the congee, swap it for hot pot!
Wang Yuyan: Brother Xiaoguai, I want to go to that late-night diner again!
Yu Xiaoguai: Sure! Come on over! Remember to bring your ID! Evil grin.jpg
Tho*: ** Master! Calling ** Master!
Yu Xiaoguai: Kid, what the hell do you want?
Tho*: Master! The purple potato freak from the Universal Population Control Commission is bringing his fleet to Earth! Terrified.jpg
Yu Xiaoguai: Don't be scared! Send little Wukong out to deal with him! Otherwise, he keeps complaining to me that there's no one to fight!
Wonder Woman: For justice!
Tang Sanzang: Sorry to interrupt the person above...
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.
