Wilderness Survival: Is the Streamer Here on Vacation?

On their first day of survival, everyone else goes hungry. On Wang Xuan's first day, he feasts on seafood.

On their second day, everyone else goes hungry. On Wang Xuan's second day, he switches things up, catching a pheasant and a snake to make a pot of dragon-and-phoenix soup.

On their third day, everyone else eats a few wild berries and gets poisoned. On Wang Xuan's third day, a subadult tiger shows up. Wang Xuan says, "People's constitutions vary a lot. Once, I was angry for an entire day because I was so furious! All right, just kidding. Let's lighten the mood. Today, I'll show everyone how to kill a tiger with a slide tackle."

Tiger: "%￥...%￥￥..."

On their tenth day, everyone else's shelter is swept away by a rainstorm, leaving them hungry and freezing. On Wang Xuan's tenth day, he lives in a stone house and enjoys hotpot, one pot of spicy broth and one pot of seafood broth. After sweating buckets from the meal, he rushes out into the rain to take a shower.

"I've figured it out. The streamer is just here on vacation!"

"How can anyone call what he's doing survival? Everyone else is suffering...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.