Please, Stop Poisoning Us

Liang Xiaoyun had been writing online novels for ten years. Every single one flopped, and after a decade of failure, he decided to quit the web-novel scene and find another line of work.

But on the very day he planned to leave, his System awakened.

"Ding! Congratulations, you've awakened the Poisoning Readers System."

"As long as you write a plot readers hate and successfully poison one reader to death, you'll receive a System reward of 100,000 yuan!"

From that day on, Liang Xiaoyun was fired up. He started poisoning his readers, writing whatever plot they hated most.

A veteran poison-resistant reader: "I can't take it anymore..."

"Ding! You wrote a plot where the protagonist gets cheated on, successfully poisoning ten readers. Reward: one million yuan..."

Readers: Please, we're begging you, stop poisoning us!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.