Raving in the Three Kingdoms with My Two Brothers

Liu Bei: Keep the music playing, keep dancing.

Zilong: My lord, how can you indulge in pleasure!

Liu Bei: I've fought wars my whole life. Can't I enjoy myself for a few days?

Zilong: My lord, I hardly recognize you anymore!

Liu Bei: Keep the music playing, keep dancing.

Zilong: Hmph, ╭╯^╰╮. I refuse to sink to your level.

Yide: Big brother, have you forgotten the oath we made back then!

Kongming: My lord, you had to visit my thatched cottage three times to persuade me to come down the mountain. Now that our great cause is unfinished, you've gone off clubbing halfway through!

Fazheng: I hardly know what to say about my lord!

Yunchang: Big brother, search your conscience. Does it hurt!

A few days later...

Zilong: My lord, I was joking. Keep the music playing, keep dancing.

Yide: Big brother, I was joking too. Keep the music playing, keep dancing.

Kongming: My lord, Kongming was only joking. Keep the music playing, keep dancing.

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