Urban Strangeness: the Most Elegant Diaosi

As soon as he got off the train, he was greeted by the gasoline-scented air. Tie Dan closed his eyes and took a deep breath, enjoying it very much. After living in the countryside for eighteen years, it was his first time to enter a big city, which was also the national commercial center of the imperial capital. Tie Dan felt mixed emotions in his heart, and he couldn't help but fantasize: My dad worked hard in such a big city when he was young, and he was a leader or something. I wouldn't have to squeeze in this smelly and slow green train, and my buttocks would hurt from sitting on it. Hey, dad is really useless. Apart from practicing his spells and thorns, how can he do anything else... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.