"You say you have no friends? Then try this Head Flick Assistant. It's the perfect tool for making friends and growing closer."
Though it might cost you a few friends.
"You say you're a foodie? Then check out my 'Glowing Shokugeki Cookware.' It'll absolutely let you make dishes that are sure to satisfy!"
Though it might cost you just a tiny bit of clothing.
"You want to dance too??? Then you've come to the right place. This 'Dance Machine' will let you dance without a care and be your true self."
Let the music play, and keep on dancing!
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M416 staff: M416-like staff with a voice control system. When replacing the spell, you can say the name of the spell. The spell is shot from the muzzle. The cost of casting the spell is reduced by 20%. The spell can be fired continuously. Note: A certain archmage said that this thing is much easier to use than other staffs.
It will definitely get popular. Don't be a eunuch.
Don't you please turn around, baby?