My System Is a Bit Annoying

If you had a system what would you use it for? Pretend to slap in the face? Picking up girls to make money? And our protagonist will say: "Even if I die, die outside, jump from here, I will never take another mission from you!" "Hmm~ It smells so good..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.