Urban: I Have a Begging System That Loves to Show Off

The funny young man Chen Er* traveled to another world and became a professional beggar. Little did he know that he had reached the pinnacle of his life with the help of a super begging system! "Ding, dear, your Heaven Begging Technique has reached the immortal level. Are you ready to ascend to heaven?" "Why? Does the heaven provide five insurances and one gold?" "No." "Is there any serious illness medical insurance in heaven?" "No." "Then why go to heaven?" "Dear, after you ascend to heaven, you can go to Nantianmen to beg;" "You can take a bath in Yaochi;" "You can also flirt with the flowers in heaven..." "Dear, does it smell good to him when he ascends to heaven?" "Mmm, it smells so good!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.