Journey to the West: There's No Way I'm Going on the Pilgrimage in This Life

Zhao Gang became Sun Wukong, taking on the task of stopping the unspeakable secret behind the Buddhist and Daoist factions' pilgrimage for scriptures.

Starting with the East Sea Dragon King, everyone went mad trying to help Zhao Gang complete his pilgrimage.

The Dragon King said, "Good neighbor, I have a Sea-Calming Divine Needle over there."

"No thanks." Zhao Gang turned and ran.

The Dragon King came after him in tears. "Please take it! Take the Sea-Calming Divine Needle, and I'll give you my entire Dragon Palace too!"

The Ten Yama Kings said, "Monkey King, cross out your name in the Book of Life and Death, and you can take the position of King of Hell."

"That beast looks pretty interesting." Zhao Gang spotted Ksitigarbha's Divine Listener.

"Take it, take it!"

The Seven Fairies said, "Look how big and round these peaches are. Won't you try one?"

Yang Jian clutched Zhao Gang's pants. "Please, just fight me once. Just pretend to put up a fight. I'll even stew Howling Celestial Dog for you..."

A Vajra at the Buddha's side came scrambling over to report, "Tang Sanzang was hit by the monkey's staff..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.