Water Margin: Lu Junyi and His Eccentric Crew

Huizong: "Song Jiang, since you are so devoted to me, I'll appoint you as one of the court's dogs."

Song Jiang: "Thank you for your gracious favor!"

Wu Yong: "Thank you for your gracious favor!"

Guan Sheng: "Thank you for your gracious favor!"

Huyan Zhuo: "Thank you for your gracious favor!"

Huizong: "Lu Junyi, why aren't you kneeling?!"

Lu Junyi: "I'm a bandit, not a lackey! Bitch!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.