Urban: I Can Really Do It!

Lu Xuan hates one thing more than anything: the keyboard warriors' favorite line, “If you can do better, then do it yourself.”

Criticize a movie's weak script and poor pacing, and some brain-dead fan will immediately jump in: “Quit whining. If you're so good, write a script and make a movie yourself!”

Say a game streamer has gotten much worse but still calls himself a pro, and the same fans come back with: “If you're so good, why don't you stream yourself?”

Point out that a car brand has a lot of problems and treats Chinese customers unfairly, and its fans will bombard you online: “You're so demanding. Why don't you build your own car?”

Oh, this temper of mine!

Lu Xuan used to say, “I can't cook, but that doesn't mean I can't judge whether a dish tastes good.” Now he strikes back with actions!

He casually makes a movie, and it becomes both a box-office and critical hit. He casually takes on a streamer, and leaves them so tilted they end the stream in record time. He casually makes a car, and it becomes a shining example of domestic manufacturing!

Fans: “Is there anything you can't do?” “I get it now. I want to see Gundam, so I'm going to go pick a fight with him!”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.