Urban: I Do What I Want!

Lu Xuan hates one phrase more than any other: “If you can do it, then do it yourself,” the keyboard warriors' favorite line.

Say a movie's script is bad and its pacing is off, and some brainless fan will immediately jump in: “Quit whining. If you're so capable, write and shoot one yourself!”

Say a game streamer has gotten much worse but still calls himself a pro, and the brainless fans will say the same thing: “If you're so capable, stream yourself!”

Say a car brand has too many problems, discriminates against Chinese people, and treats them differently, and the brainless fans will dox you online: “If you have so many demands, make your own car!”

Oh, that really gets my blood boiling!

He could have said, “Just because I can't cook, does that mean I can't judge whether a dish tastes good?” But instead, he hit back with action!

He casually made a movie, and it became a hit with both critics and audiences. He casually took on a streamer and sent them into a total meltdown, ending their stream in record time. He casually made a car, and it became a shining example of domestic manufacturing!

His fans asked, “Is there anything you can't do?” “I get it. I want to see a Gundam, so I'll go criticize him...”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.