King: I Am Really Just a Diamond!

Serious version: Teacher Meng: This person... Is so awesome, I am ashamed of myself Old Cat: His mage... Makes people dare not resist Chen Fang: No, no, no, you are bragging, don't take me with you. I'm really just a diamond! Funny version: Why does the old master cry so much, where have Mulan's rabbit ears gone, and why does King Lanling sing the bridegroom song? Why did Hou Yi produce six bloody knives, and why did Jia Luo produce all of them flesh? Please tune in tonight into science: I am really just a diamond! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.