I'm a Shady Merchant, Not a God!

On remote Jiuyun Mountain stands a stone cave.

Inside is a human-shaped stone, with the words "True Immortal" carved on it.

They say the stone gained sentience. It was worshipped in the past, but has long since been forgotten.

One day, the stone takes human form, and the tribulation lightning arrives.

Lin Luo has leapt beyond the Three Realms and is no longer bound by the Five Elements, yet he loves getting involved in other people's business.

First, there's the college student pushed off a mountain by her boyfriend;

then, the police officer tortured to death by drug dealers;

from a fox seeking to repay a kindness to an old dog looking for its master;

from a vengeful ghost who has killed countless people to a mermaid desperate to survive,

from a red dragon intent on dying to a mountain god on the verge of fading away.

His line of work is all over the place, but people call him a swindler.

"Master, please try acting like a person."

"Sorry, I'm not human."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.