Honghuang: Please Don't Make Me Think

Song Han, a seasoned slacker, transmigrates into the Primordial World and becomes Tongtian's disciple.

After binding to a System, whenever he thinks about something, he absorbs spiritual energy uncontrollably and gets fat.

Then he has to refine spiritual fat to lose weight.

Losing weight makes him stronger.

Getting stronger leaves him wide awake and unable to sleep.

As a sleep enthusiast, insomnia is agony.

He sleeps soundly in the Purple Cloud Palace.

To avoid the Three Pure Ones nagging him to practice, he hides in the Nether River, takes refuge in the Twelve Ancestral Witches' lair, and claims Taiyi's huge bed on the Sun Star...

But even so, he keeps cycling between gaining and losing weight...

Song Han: Please, stop making me think!

The synopsis is terrible.

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