In the seventh year of the Zhenguan era, Song Han becomes a minor county magistrate in the Tang Dynasty.
He turns the yamen into a luxurious hotel, complete with private rooms modeled after the imperial prison.
Princess Changle becomes a regular, pestering him to take her orders.
Li Xiuning often gets drunk and barges into Song Han's private room.
Lately, all kinds of strange people have been showing up at the yamen, too.
Old Li: "How dare you, corrupt official, turn the yamen into such a den of vice!"
Old Cheng: "I'm the hottest guy on this dance floor!"
Old Black Chicken: "Brother Song, His Majesty's sending troops to wipe out Tibet. What tactics should we use?"
Old Li: "Mm... This is delicious. Tell me, how should we deal with the Turkic cavalry?"
Song Han waves a hand. "What does that have to do with me? That's the emperor's problem. I'm just a lazy salted fish."
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.
