Honghuang: What Do I Do When the Sages Are Furious?

Hongjun: I need the opportunity presented by the Dragon-Phoenix Calamity to become a sage, but there are no Ancestral Dragon or Ancestral Phoenix in this Primordial World. How can there be a Dragon-Phoenix Calamity?

Lu Yi: The Ancestral Dragon and Ancestral Phoenix? I've got them penned up. Want them? Bring me some spiritual treasures to trade.

Hongjun: …

Nuwa: I want to create humanity and become a sage, but I have no mud, no vines, and no Qiankun Cauldron. How can I do it?

Lu Yi: Come on, come on, come on! I've got all of those. Consider them your betrothal gifts. From now on, you're my wife.

Nuwa: …

Laozi: I want to teach and enlighten humanity so I can become a sage...

Lu Yi: Sorry, I'm the one teaching humanity. Want a share of its fortune? What spiritual treasure will you trade?

Laozi: …

Oh no!

I've fleeced the sages too much.

What do I do if I've angered all the sages?

Waiting for answers online!

It's urgent!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.