What Do I Do After the White Snake Mistakes Me for Xu Xian?

I've been watching Feilu recently and many people look down on some girls. I was like, hehe, what, those girls provoked you, didn't they? Isn't it just that the bride price is a little more, the work is a little less, and it's just no work! As for that? Don't girls just want to be pampered? Do you want someone to teach you if you love me? I'm a man too, but for people like you. I just want to say one thing: Well done!

In the past, you could cook raw rice into cooked rice, and the woman was yours. Now, even if you boil the raw rice into popcorn, it won't work! In fact, our country is not a monogamy system, but a one-house-monogamy system. If you don't have a house, you won't have a wife, and if you have multiple houses, you will have multiple wives. I never understood why my wife was called the first, second and third bedroom before. Now I really understand. The ancients are honest and I can't deceive them! These days, all they worry about is sexual intercourse! Men worry about their private houses, women worry about their sex, old people worry about their hearts, and college students worry about renting a house and working part-time. Those who are hospitalized are worried about renting a house, those who are hospitalized are worried about the ward, those who are giving birth are worried about the maternity ward, those who are getting married are worried about new houses, ordinary people are worried about housing allocation, ordinary people are worried about housing, producers are worried about box office, rich people are worried about second homes, and bad guys are worried about wardrooms. Chinese writing is really amazing: Beijing is the background. Shanghai is the sea of ​​commerce. My husband is a laborer. In the evening, it's just fun. Promotion means appreciation. An oath is a slip of the tongue. Men are difficult people. The ideal is to leave home. Fate is resentment. To lose is to gain. P

Three and a half years later, I finally turned 30 and was promoted to VIP. From then on, I was all over the place. All of you here are younger brothers. I, the stinky younger brother, am asking who else among you?

If you could only choose three, which three would you choose? 1: IQ increased by 100% 2: 20 to 50 years younger than now 3: You can become invisible, pass through walls, and dive underground at will. 4: You won't get sick, and your body will be strengthened comprehensively. 5: Completely reshape your body at will 6: Can talk to animals 7: Read other people's minds 8: God-level disguise 9: Chaos level world bead 10: Predict the next twenty-four hours 11: Foresee your own death 12: Immortality and eternal life 13: The richest man in the world, both civil and military. 14: Infinite clones of divine powers 15: Reply 66 and like it to get the above skills

After looking at so many novel websites, this is the first time I discovered the function of canceling after liking. Learned a lot

I found that as long as I type the words vertical and horizontal in a question, it will automatically become Feilu.

I don't know why, but I always imagine Bai Suzhen as Zhang Wei. Am I hopeless?

It's probably useless nowadays. It's normal for women to wear makeup on their faces, while men still wear makeup immediately.

Let's test it. What's the first word when typing LZY? I'll start with: old Chinese medicine practitioner.

Author, have you read The Legend of White Snake? White Snake can check who Xu Xian was in his previous life! Otherwise, do you think she is stupid and can just find someone to recognize her?