Naruto: in the Beginning, Tsunade Is My Wet Nurse

I'm in Konoha, and Tsunade is my wet nurse. Naruto is my little boy, and Hinata is my super crush. Sasuke and Neji are determined to surpass me, Sakura and Ino break their heads for me. Jiraiya asked me to be his apprentice, but I ruthlessly refused. Orochimaru coveted my body and was beaten by me. Danzo begged me to be the Fifth Hokage? Not interested! Obito is crazy about trying to get me to join the Akatsuki organization? Stop bothering! Although there is system support, I just want to hide my strength. What's the point of fighting and killing? Planting flowers, fishing, and falling in love with Hinata, isn't it nice to live a peaceful life? Alas, how lonely it is to be invincible! My life in the village is so simple, unpretentious, and boring. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.