After Staying at Home for Too Long, Plants Started Talking to Me

"Way! Is it a demon spirit? I want to report the crime!" "Please speak." "Comrade, this is serious! My plant suddenly started talking!" "Sir, please calm down. What is the specific situation?" "I was grabbing food on Ding Dong this morning, but I couldn't get it... And then, the potted plant at home suddenly started talking to me!" "Sir, is there anyone else in your family?" "No, I'm the only one at home." "That's right, sir, your problem is not our concern. I'll give you another phone number and you can call there for consultation..." Lin Feng, who looked confused, had no choice but to dial another number. "** City Mental Health Center warmly reminds you, dear citizens, if you start chatting with flowers and trees during the lockdown, this is normal and there is no need to call for consultation. It is only necessary to seek assistance if those flowers and trees start to answer your questions. Thank you for your understanding and support." Lin Feng was petrified on the spot. "Damn! You're crazy..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.