Three Kingdoms: the Eighteen Princes Are All My Adopted Sons

What should I do if I travel to the Three Kingdoms and become the Dong thief that everyone is attacking? Quite urgent! God-level adopted son selection system binding! Ding, congratulations to the host for adopting Lu Bu as his adopted son and gaining the courage of Lu Bu. Ding, congratulations to the host for adopting Cao Cao as his adopted son and obtaining Cao Cao's strategy. Liu Bei also wants to be my son? Roll! I will never accept a big-eared thief as my adopted son! Lu Bu: Foster father, the eighteen princes are coming with their troops to attack. I will capture them for you to deal with. Zhao Yun: Foster father, the big-eared thief is shameless and spreads rumors about you everywhere. I will cut off both of his ears and serve you food and drinks. Dong Zhuo: Meng De, I heard that your wife is an excellent embroiderer. Please call her over to embroider a pair of mandarin ducks playing in the water for your father. Cao Cao: I... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.