The Author's Dad Comes Knocking

I'm the protagonist. When I found out, I thought I'd soon become a CEO, marry a beautiful heiress, and reach the pinnacle of life.

But my daydreams hadn't even begun.

That damned author not only gave me no perks, but also tied my life to a bank card. The balance in the card is the balance of my life.

And that's not all. The author says that for every cent this story earns, a hundred times that amount will be deducted from my card. Anyone who spends even one yuan to read this story, whether willingly or not, will take a day off my life!

We're both protagonists, so look at what other authors give their protagonists: Systems, opportunities, beautiful women, even wise old mentors. They make sure their protagonists don't lose at the starting line.

Now look at my author. Pah!

What a piece of garbage!

To stay alive, and even more importantly, to ** this author,

I've decided to work hard and strive for success. I'll...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.