Stacking Cats in the Three Kingdoms

"Hey, can you help me stack some kitties?"

"Sure, sure! Please put the knife down so we can talk!"

Your kitty stack has reached 1,000 levels. Unlocked a firearm: Desert Eagle pistol, equipped with seven bullets. Keep up the good work, Host!

"Well, well, who'd have thought pistols existed back in the Three Kingdoms era? Doesn't that make me invincible?"

"General Cao, save me! General Cao, save me!!!"

A man on horseback approached, leading five thousand soldiers. The man at the front called out, "Brave warrior, the land is in chaos. Dong Zhuo is wreaking havoc in the court, slaughtering loyal subjects and deposing emperors at will. Why don't capable men join us, rally under Heaven's banner, and unite against that traitor Dong?"

Jiang Yao toyed with the Desert Eagle he'd just obtained. Looking at Cao Cao, who was only thirty meters away, he couldn't help laughing.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.