I! the Opening Was Actually Wu Caishen!

I don't have anything left to eat, I can't do anything, I am my own unique firework. I thought this would be the end of my life, but I didn't expect that I would be the God of Wealth descending to earth! Get the Midas touch! I want to live a different life this time, a luxury car and a mansion? So tacky! Brother, not that nouveau riche! Brother rescues the pure and beautiful Yu Jie, and kicks the evil forces down to run rampant in the city! I want to become an urban legend! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.