I Know a Little Bit of Everything

"In the Eastern China, there are immortals wielding swords, Taoist priests catching demons, and countless magic techniques, burning mountains and boiling seas!" "In the Western Demonic Kingdom, there are sorcerers who make alchemy, witches who cast spells, and all kinds of evil spells, which are impossible to guard against!" "In the snowy land of the north, there are those titans that capture dragons and giant gods that move mountains. Those with great strength are the best in the world!" "In the evil land of the south, there is that ancient beast that swallows the sky, ghosts and gods eat the earth, the weak eats the strong, and it is terrifying and dark!" "Teacher, you are neither an immortal Taoist priest, nor a mage, nor a descendant of an ancient god, nor a humanoid beast. What can you teach us?" "Um... I know a little bit of everything." In the dilapidated classroom, Li Chenxin smiled shyly in the face of the students' doubts, and then slapped to death an evil dragon that stuck its head out of the window and was about to eat people. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.