The Big Shots Keep Insisting on Taking Me to Cultivate Immortality

"Young man, be my disciple and follow me in cultivating immortality. I'll support you!"

"Young man, let me open up all your meridians and temper your muscles and bones anew. I'll make you the most talented cultivator in history!"

"Young man, I'll refine the most badass weapon for you! With it, you can take on opponents above your level with ease."

"Young man, I hope you can be the fulcrum that shifts the weight of fate."

Xiao He swallowed. "Maybe not. My back isn't great. I don't think I can shift it."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.