Cultivation: The Big Shots Keep Begging to Take Me Immortal Cultivation

"Young man, become my disciple and follow me in cultivating immortality. I'll take care of you!"

"Young man, I'll open up all your meridians and remake your bones, making you the most gifted cultivator of all time!"

"Young man, I'll forge you the most awesome weapon around! With it, challenging opponents above your level will be a piece of cake."

"Young man, I hope you can be the fulcrum that moves the weight of destiny."

Xiao He swallowed. "I'd rather not. My back isn't great. I don't think I can lift it."

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