The College Entrance Exam: I Was the First to Leave the Exam Hall!

When the final exam of the gaokao ended, Qin Ge was the first to walk out of the exam hall, with everyone watching.

Reporter: What did you think of this year's questions?

Qin Ge: They were easy. I could solve them at a glance.

Reporter: How many points do you think you'll get?

Qin Ge: However many points I lose on the Chinese essay, that's how many points I'll lose overall.

Reporter: ...

Some professor: You're still young. Don't be so arrogant.

Qin Ge: With an attitude like yours, you should keep quiet. Your height is a constant function, your weight a power function. Standing up, you're a complete graph of order five; lying down, you're a Menger triangle. The number of people frightened to death by your face each year could be arranged into a Fibonacci sequence. Every part of your life is a failure, as broad as the Langlands program and as deep as pi, with no end in sight. Even the Lagrange interpolation identity couldn't transform your future into anything bright...

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.