I Was the First to Leave the College Entrance Exam Hall

After the final exam of the college entrance tests, Qin Ge is the first to leave the examination hall, under everyone's watchful gaze.

A reporter: "How difficult did you find this year's exam?"

Qin Ge: "Very easy. I could solve everything at a glance."

A reporter: "How many points do you think you'll get?"

Qin Ge: "I'll lose however many points they deduct from my Chinese essay."

A reporter: "..."

Some professor: "You're still young. Don't get too cocky."

Qin Ge: "With that face, you should keep quiet. Your height is a constant function, your weight a power function. Standing up, you're a complete graph of order five; lying down, you're a Möbius triangle. The number of people frightened to death by your face each year could form a Fibonacci sequence. Failure follows you everywhere, your breadth rivals the Langlands Program, and your depth is as boundless as pi. Even the Lagrange interpolation identity can't transform your future into anything bright..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.