The Soft Rice King of All Realms

"Originally, I didn't plan to eat soft rice." "Look, I can make a lot of money in my lifetime just by working as a renter for the dozen or so tenements in my house... What is this called? This is called making money while lying down!" "But tell me, why is the system so inconsiderate and allows me to eat soft rice? It would be unpleasant to spread the word." "What? You said this can make the world evolve? It can keep me young forever... Are you kidding me?" "Wait a minute, what the hell is this life extension and immortality thing above... This is an urban trend." "Hmm... Then, eating soft rice... Seems to have many benefits..." "Can you give it a try...?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.