Urban: I'm a Master Performer

Secretary: "Hello? Our boss would like to book a room."

Customer service: "No problem. What kind of person is your boss?"

Secretary: "A gaming expert, a KTV singing god, Hangzhou's most handsome man, a piano master, an orthopedic specialist, a traditional Chinese painting master... and the richest person in the world."

Customer service: "We only have one room left. It can't fit that many people."

Secretary: "They're all the same person!"

And so the hotel customer service rep passed away!

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