Great Tang: I Built Bionic Humans!

Cheng Yaojin: Du Ming, those two guards of yours are incredible. They're as strong as tigers!

Yuchi Gong: That's nothing. Those servants over there can each headbutt a tree and snap it in half!

Changsun Wuji: Du Ming, it's one thing for those two to be so tall, but how can they spout so much water in one breath?

Li Shimin: I don't care about any of that for now. I just want to ask you, Du Ming, did your tenant farmers really plow over a thousand mu of land in a single night?

Du Ming: ...

How am I supposed to explain this?

I can't exactly tell them all my workers are androids modeled after tigers, wild boars, elephants, and oxen, can I?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.